Saturday, November 21, 2009

Happiness

It seems so simple, doesn't it?
I love this!

Friday, November 20, 2009

What's up?

What in the heck is going on at all my Wal-marts? Why are they rearranging the whole store? I can't find ANYTHING!!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Random Thoughts for the Day

I got this in an email and they made me laugh . . . Enjoy!


1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How do I respond to that?

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

What???


Man Caught Smuggling Pythons, Gekos

Kristiansand Regional Customs Service, APOSLO -- (AP) A man has been arrested in Norway trying to smuggle two dozen snakes and geckos into the country by hiding them under his clothes. Customs agent Helge Breilid said Monday the 22-year-old Norwegian citizen was apprehended in the southern town of Kristiansand after getting off a ferry from Hirtshals, Denmark. He said the man had 14 royal pythons and 10 albino leopard geckos under his clothes.

Breilid said the non-venomous snakes -- the smallest species in the python family -- were hidden in stockings duct-taped to the man's abdomen. The geckos were in boxes taped to his thighs.

Customs officials found the reptiles, which are not endangered, Sunday during a search following the discovery of a tarantula in one of the man's bags.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Online Shopping

I


free shipping!

I'm a sucker for it. If you ship it for free, there's a good chance I'll buy it!

Monday, September 28, 2009

Can't Wait For the Weekend!!

Here is a link that will take you to SEVERAL links for ideas for your kids for General Conference.

GC Ideas

I LOVE this!!

Umm . . .

My four-year-old asked me today, "How did Jesus make skunks?"

Umm . . . my response went something like, "He just took a little animal and made it into a skunk."

How do you answer that?